 - Last login: 7 months agoAnissel
- Tupac's 2nd Cousin on His Mama's Side is a 30 year old married woman from Los Angeles, California, USA.
- Likes 409 pages, 6 videos, 14 photos • 85 fans • Received 26 reviews
- Member since Jul 30, 2006
I write. Books. And TV. When I'm not in front of my keyboard frustrated at my lack of ability to come up with anything funny for either of those jobs, I'm here.
I like my facts with a huge dose of funny.
My stumbles will usually be silly followed by shallow followed by socially responsible followed by stupid. Oh and girly stuff, too. I like bubbles and kittens and making my own pore-reducing masks. My eyes hurt.
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Nov 17, 2007 8:38am
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So...work has taken over my stumble life.
I'm the type who likes to leave parties without saying goodbye...because who am I to think I'm important enough to announce that I'm exiting? Some people think that's rude. Some people a sentence about how you leave parties is egotistic. Hey, I've been committed twice before the age of 22, I've got a lot to work out. I'm trying my best here. ("Mom!!!!! The Stumblers are messing with me again!!!")
Until this strike gets settled, I'll be over at Deadline Hollywood Daily refreshing every two seconds like I was trying to score New Edition tickets. Be well.
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http://www.users.bigpond.com/daniel1977/kits.htm
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Jan 17, 2007 7:51pm
28 reviews
satire
http://www.users.bigpond.com/daniel1977/kits.htm
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Haha! I'd like a kit that goes the opposite way, though - I'd like to change my Rott / Shepherd into a bengal. Wooo, that would be fun at the dog park.
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#Beginner - Humor, Truths About Life by Little Children
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Jan 17, 2007 7:02pm
2 reviews
humor
http://www.ircbeginner.com/justfun/fb-truths.html
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From the page: "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." If kids know this, how come some adults don't? You're only supposed to wear striped underwear under white shorts. Under skirts, you just go bare. Ahh, I can't wait to be a parent.
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Jan 17, 2007 6:49pm
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It's been a while. Is it "awhile" or "a while"? Both look wrong. I've been doing so much writing and rewriting lately, every word I type looks misspelled. Mispelt.
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2Loop.com - Ghetto TV
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Jan 7, 2007 9:41pm
13 reviews
bizarre
http://www.2loop.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=60
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And now the back part heats the other room. Sweet!
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Jan 7, 2007 10:00am
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I have a bunch of unanswered e-mails about Scrubs. So, I thought I'd start posting answers to the most commonly asked questions here. Question #1... "Do you see the actors everyday? What are they like? Who is the nicest?"
Yes. I see the actors pretty much everyday. They are pretty normal. Uh, actually very normal compared to other actors I've met in Hollywood. When is the last time you've seen someone from Scrubs in a tabloid sleeping with someone's spouse? The show's creator, Bill Lawrence, has a strict "No Asshole" policy, which means, no one who works on any of his shows in any capacity can be a dick. This policy works better than any 50-page "employee manual". The actor I was most surprised by was Ken Jenkins. He plays Dr. Kelso who, on screen, is the biggest ass / meanie in existence. In reality, he makes me wish I smoked weed because I can't imagine anything more cool than to sit down with a bong by the river listening to Ken tell stories. Quite possibly, one of the nicest people I have ever met. He bought both of my books and actually read them. (Even if you are a suspected mass murderer and you come to me with a severed, frozen head in one hand, if you have a dog-eared copy of one of my books in the other hand, I will give you the benefit of the doubt.) Anyway, I love Ken Jenkins.
The moment I get an inkling that anyone from Scrubs is reading this, I am taking this down. I will get so much shit that I spent my five hours of weekend freedom stumbling about work...
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I Park Like An Idiot - You suck at parking! Let the world know it!
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Jan 2, 2007 3:29pm
508 reviews
satire
http://iparklikeanidiot.com/
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I like the idea, but you won't see me affixing this to a stranger's car. I read a study that said people who park like idiots tend to carry guns.
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Dining Table on eBay - Pictures - Funny Hub
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Jan 2, 2007 3:18pm
3 reviews
humor
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/pages/dining-table-on-ebay.html
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This table is definitely wood. Ha. Get it?!
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http://www.martinezivan.com/fearitself.html
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Jan 2, 2007 3:16pm
6 reviews
activism
http://www.martinezivan.com/fearitself.html
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Wow! Guerilla projections that would totally ruin my night of not caring about the homeless in a new, revitalized downtown area! (You have to see them to understand.)
On another note - according to the description, the cops pulled this guy over, guns drawn, and called him an anarchist for two hours. I have cops in my family and I have yet to hear one of them use the word "anarchist". If a cop called me an anarchist I'd be so impressed that I'd immediately plead guilty and club myself over the head with his baton.
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